At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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It's blow job season.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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