he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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