my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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