Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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