Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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