Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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