Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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