i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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