we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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