guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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