Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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