dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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