she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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