Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Say something about gay babies.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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