Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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