GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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