But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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