I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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