You just made me feel so damn special
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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