It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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