i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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