if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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