You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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