Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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