nut hugger
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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