He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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