p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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