And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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