Ambien. No doubt about it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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