dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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