The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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