I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you would pick up someone in the library
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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