kristin has been a bad kristin
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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