Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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