It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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