Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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