the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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