I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize