I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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