I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Is Oprah even human
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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