brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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