were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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