Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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