i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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