i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
this boner is exhausting
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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