With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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