Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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