I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Drunk is a universal language darling
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
