Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
