My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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