all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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