Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
