I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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