So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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